When life gives you CreepyPasta. Chapter I

“I don't see what the big deal about this girl is! She's just a human!”

Slenderman felt his covered eye twitch, while the rest of the company groaned listening to Jeff complain once again. Sure, none of them wanted to do this, seeing this girl was a human. But Splendorman said she was important and couldn't seem to stress about just how important she really was. BEN smiled, looking down at the ground with a enthusiastic smile on his face, clearly not caring about her being human at the moment. "Maybe.. She likes video games." 

'Maybe she'll give her kidneys...' Jack silently thought with a twisted smile behind his mask, staring straight ahead of him.

Jane stopped, turning her head harshly back in the whinny killers direction to glare at him.“Jeff, if you don't shut up, I'm going to come back there and kill you!”

Said boy groaned, tugging on Smile Dogs collar to keep him from chasing after squirrels or what ever the hell scent he picked up. None of them wanted to take the time to chase after him again... As if it wasn't bad enough he decided to run out into the middle of the highway to get to a car because he smelt a cat in it. He had to go and start chasing it down the highway. “But why the hell did we have to bring..” Jeff's gaze wondered down towards the red and black dog, tugging him harder in the proccess. “him!”

BEN rolled his eyes, kicking a rock as he waiting. He looked back and openly laughed at Jeff who was hopelessly trying to pull Smiley away from a tree. Jeff released a loud growlish/scream obviously getting annoyed with the animal. Slenderman who was inwardly enjoying watching Jeff get annoyed finally decided it was time to just get this over with so they could get the girl and get back. His slight Germanic accent echoed around them as he spoke. "Smiley! Heal!" The dog obediently stepped away from the the tree and stood silent and still beside Jeff. 

The boys jaw dropped before he gritted his teeth together and glared at Slendy; who was smiling in satisfaction but of course, no one knew that. "You bitch!" Jeff yelled, stomping his right foot completely out-raged. "You let this go on, knowing how much it was annoying me when you knew you could control him like that!?" His eyebrow twitched in a crazed way as he stared at the back of the clothed head.

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"Ja.."

SNAP!

Jane and BEN let out loud laughs and they watched Jeff kick at a poorly rooted tree, causing the small thing to fly across the forest. Jack felt a small smile to. The boy who had been quiet through-out the whole thing, finally decided to speak up about the whole situation. His British accent, gracefully flowing through out the woods. "Slendy.." The Tendril man cocked his head slightly in Jacks direction, signaling him to speak on. "I was just wondering.. Splendorman.. Did he tell you why this girl is so important.." The sharp dressed man stopped in his tracks. He looked down at the ground in deep though, cocking his head side-ways he realized.. No, Splendorman did indeed.. not tell him why she was so important. Everyone stopped to look back at the man, those who could have it seen raised their eyebrows questionably. Though it could not be seen behind the cloth, his eyes squinted in thought.

Everyone blanched except Smiley who just stood and sniffed around the ground. 

BEN frowned, slumping his shoulders. "Do you even know where she is!?" Jeff snickered a bit but covered it up with a cough, knowing if Slendy got to pissed off shit would go down hard.

Slendermans head snapped up and immediately looked over in the 'Link-wanna-be's direction. He sent him one of his famous faceless glares. "Of course I know vere she is!" They all flinched back a bit as the deep voice echoed around them. Being in the woods in the middle of the night only adding the creepy effect it had.

He pushed past them all as he continued his long strides along the forest as they neared closer to her house. Hopefully, He though. they'll shut up now for the rest of the way. But apparently not. He sighed, pinching where the bridge of his nose would be as he heard Jeff talk again. "So, we've come all this way out here to get this stupid girl.. and we don't even know why the heck we're doing it!?"

Apparently Slendermand wasn't the only one who's had enough of his complaining. Jane growled as he turned and jumped onto Jeff, wrapping her hands around his neck and threw him onto the ground. "I'm going to kill you! You are such a whiner and a complaining and oh.. my GOD!" She jumped down onto him to strangle him.

BEN and Jack stood and watched as the two rolled around on the edge of the forest floor screaming curse words at each other. Slenderman, clenched his hands and swiftly turned around. His tendrils shot out from behind his back. The other two jumped out of the way, not wanting to get caught by Slendys wrath. The tentacles wrapped around Jeff and Jane's throats, wrist and ankles prying them apart from each other and held them in the air as they helplessly struggled.

She sneered. "Freak!"

He growled back. "Bitch!"

"Idiot!"

"Moron!"

"It's the same thing!"

"No it's not!"

"Yes, it is!"

"Why does it even matter!?"

"Because I don't want you using the same insult as me!"

"SHUT IT NOW!"

BEN and Jack ran and hid behind a tree, watching from behind it as Jeff and Jane froze and turned even paler then they already are. They both kept their eye anywhere except for Slenderman. His voice rang out in an angry echo through-out the forest, sounding even scarier than before with the angry tone to it. "If ze boz of you do NOT knock it off now, I will sew your mouzs shut and lock you in the basement for the next week! Do I make myself clear or do I speak a different language!?"

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"Do you speak a different language?" Everyone rolled their eyes at Jeff including the Tendril man who un-mercifully let him drop hard onto the floor while he gently set Jane down on her feet. His tentacles retracted back into him as he turned and walked away.  Jeff groaned as he stood up with no help at all seeing Jane had walked to catch up with the fancy dressed man and BEN was to busy doubled over with laughter along with Jack.

He stood up, brushing him self off as he glared at the two laughing at him. "Bitches, I'll give you something to laugh about!" The two took off running towards Slender and Jane with Jeff not far behind them yelling a string of curses. He didn't even noticed they were at the edge of the woods or he was right behind Slenderman and Jane until his gloved hand shoved it's self onto Jeff's mouth. When he believed Jeff was done with his curses, he let his gloves slide off his mouth. He rubbed the germs and saliva off onto a tree as they all stared straight forward at a two-story house just a couple yards in front of them. The light in the living room still on indicating some one or she was still awake.

"This is it.."